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PM Turnbull announces 3bonkcommission

PM to decree Royal Commission into Bonks

Geoff Ebbs /16 February, 2018

The Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull will today decree a Royal Commission into Sexual Staff Relations known as the Royal Commission into Bonks, i.e. #bonkcommission. He will say, “Far from being tawdry or salacious, the investigation will provide clear guidelines as the what is and is not appropriate in navigating the complex world of human relations in Continue Reading →