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Geoff has written for publications as diverse as PC User and The Northern Star His weekly columns have been a source of humour and inspiration for tens of thousands of readers and his mailbox is always full.
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Preferences bamboozle punters, again

admin /30 June, 2010

With Big Red in the big chair, an election looms. Some pundits think she (Big Red, Julia … the PM, as we must call her now) could push the green button in the next three weeks sending us to the polls as soon as August.

In the seat of Richmond, this means intense scrutiny of which ageing party will get the growing swag of Greens preferences. Around one in five voters in Richmond put The Greens first. That is not enough to send a Green to Canberra and so those votes get moved across to the candidate selected by Greens voters as number two.

This is known as preferential voting.

Man the doilies, the revolution’s here

admin /27 June, 2010

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Lismore TAFE has lost the funding for its popular Language, Learning and Literacy program. More TAFE teachers will be out of work.

This is the education revolution promised by Justine Elliot and Janelle Saffin during the last Federal election campaign in 2007. Now that the revolution is here TAFE teachers and students are experiencing, first hand, just how revolting it is.

During that campaign, the NSW Teachers Federation organised education forums at Byron High and Murwillumbah High. Then Senator for NSW, The Greens’ Kerry Nettle, pointed out that both the old parties were committed to running down government education and investing in private education delivery. She quoted from ALP and education department documents nominating TAFE as an institution that required radical change. They pointed to Registered Training Organisations as the government’s preferred delivery mechanism for cutting costs.

Greying Greens Tote Old Fashioned Values

admin /27 June, 2010

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She has been working solidly on a document called The Future for Aged Care, which outlines The Greens policies on aged care. That policy is basically that we need to invest now to get the sector functioning correctly so that we can save money on acute care in future years and have a more engaged aged, who are also fitter and healthier.

Dutch Disease builds house price pressure

admin /27 June, 2010

Housing affordability on the Northern Rivers is particularly acute because our average income is lower than the rest of Australia but lots of people want to live here. This looks exactly like demand outstripping supply but the real problem is somewhat more alarming.

Professor of economics at Western Sydney University, Steve Keen, walked from Canberra to Kosiuosko last week wearing a T-shirt emblazoned “I was dead wrong about home prices, ask me how.”

He has maintained for years that debt levels are too high, the economy is falsely inflated by funny money and that a major crash is on the way. When the GFC struck in 2008, he said, “Told you so, now watch house prices plummet by 20-40%.”

Billy carts resonate with simple values

admin /27 June, 2010

The biggest Bangalow billy-cart derby ever reminds us all that the simple things in life are often the most fun. We do not need high powered engines, sophisticated electronics and mass marketing to enjoy ourselves. In fact, the opposite seems often to be true.

At the other end of the region, the good people of Billen Cliffs celebrated the opening of their community hall. Founders of the community, builders of the hall and the people who will enjoy it into the future danced, ate and sang their way into the night celebrating the simple act of building a common space where they can have fun.

I congratulated Billen Cliffs on the ingenuity, self sufficiency and cooperative spirit that made their community hall possible. The same accolades might go to the billy cart builders or, indeed, Jessica Watson.

Why would BIG Oil ignore its own demise/

admin /29 April, 2010

Why would Big Oil ignore its own demise?

John James

Why would the big oil giants ignore the depletion of their ultimate resource and power? Why would they not encourage government to plan for a limited supply in the future? They are intelligent, have more access than we do to information, and call the political shots in most countries.

I can only assume that the silence is deliberate. I will give my reasons in a moment, but let us first consider the immediate consequences:

• By keeping oil relatively cheap we will all continue to use it, become more addicted to it (if more were possible) and will build more of our infrastructure on the assumption that we will always have it. This sets the ground for hasty decision-making when the crunch does come some time in the next couple of years.

• The less prepared we are – lacking alternatives for transport, fertiliser and plastics – the more susceptible we will be.

• Short supply will affect transport, food supply, plastics for consumers and industry, and travel. It is too easy to forget that basic commodities like fertiliser, toys, packaging and … all come from oil.

• The entire global distribution system depends on packaged consumer goods being transported great distances. Whether by air or sea, transport relies on oil.

• Most importantly it will affect the military that will insist on first option on what’s available. What may be a small reduction in overall supply will be made worse as they insist on their normal share, if not more. A small reduction would therefore have a large initial impact.

• The rise in the price of oil adds to costs, which will lessen consumption, which will affect an already weakened financial structure. There will be less tax revenue, and less to spend on infrastructure just when it will be most needed.

• Social welfare, health and other social benefits will then be curtailed, and that will further weaken the economy.

• Within a short time there would be rationing. There will be no choice. Public transport will come into high demand, and few countries have the infrastructure to cope with this. As well, rail traffic would have to be diverted to the transport of food, and this will put additional strain on the system.

• With less food, less work and more stress, the pressures from population growth and religio-political tensions will be exacerbated. There will be more refugees and problems at state borders – requiring more spending on the military who will need more oil.

• And we have not factored in the consequences of global heating in drowned dockyards, flooded rail lines and bridges, increased bushfires and damaged agriculture. At least with less oil being used our climate forcing will be lessened, but for a world in which 2+ degrees and 8+ meter sea level rise are now inevitable, and with less money or oil to employ any of the much-publicised ‘solutions’, that inevitability cannot be changed.